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I’m 72 and I’ll sleep where I want to

Post author By matte
Post date August 17, 2006
2 Comments on I’m 72 and I’ll sleep where I want to

This is Jasper. He’s Cathy‘s cat… ummm. our cat? [shrug] Well, anyway. This is where he was when I went to sleep last night. I couldn’t find him at first and I was looking everywhere. Didn’t think he’d plant himself amongst the shoes at the front door. Can’t he SMELL? heh.

Well, he’s 14 and that means he’s 72 in human years. And at 72 you’re pretty much allowed to do whatever you want. Sleep amongst the shoes… Sit around looking silly… Look grumpy (often associated with septegenarians).

Ohhhh, Jasper… [insert wha-wha-whaaaaa music here]

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The sausages are here!!!!

I was sad. I was gonna go to a Brewers game and I wasn’t gonna see a sausage race. GUESS WHAT??!!?! The sausages came to the game!!! WOOT!!! Winner…. HOT DOG!!! No upstart San Fran challenger was gonna beat our “seasoned” pros. HAH!!!! Get it? Seasoned. I’m funny. Cathy doesn’t get it. That’s alright. She’s not a Wisconsonian. I’ll teach her.

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A’s Banjo Man

Post author By matte
Post date July 3, 2006

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RUN!!!!!!!

Post author By matte
Post date June 23, 2006

The following is a beautiful 7 minutes and 32 seconds of what would happen if a giant meteor were to hit the Earth.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaLpzhOpjTA]

Don’t click the next link until you’ve watched that video.

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Y’all come back now…

OMG. I can almost see Cathy doing a spit-take when she sees this. I can “here” it too. [sigh]

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Happy Mornings

Post author By matte
Post date June 19, 2006

First off. There’s no such thing. Mornings are meant to be ignored and slept through. Count me in as one of the dreary people in this freaky Folgers commercial. That being said… I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL. It fits right into my freaky mentality. Of course, I want to film the counter-argument now with those dreary people pulling out lightsabers and cutting down each and every one of those crazy oompa-loompa cousins.

Enjoy it in all it’s Quicktime goodness

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Be evil

Post author By matte
Post date June 6, 2006

It’s okay for ONE second. and by the time you’ve finished reading this, if you happen to read it at the EXACT moment it gets posted, you’re already too late. 🙂

Now go back to your blinker-using, door-holding, smiling lives.

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