Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident’
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks……….
“How many is a Brazillion ??!”
Cathy and I (heh. I can say that now.) went to see Catie Curtis last night at the The Freight and Salvage in Berkeley. If you EVER get a chance to see her, then you ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO!!! Beautiful voice, great stories. She’s amazing.
Opening up for her last night was Mark Erelli. He’s great too. Go see him, you won’t be disappointed. The point of all this is that he played a song last night during the encore that was sooooo funny. It’s about Maine’s license plate.
Now, the State o’ Maine’s license is the only license ..
with a dead animal on it!
Big red lobster straight from the pot!
Sure makes a Mainers’ heart beat with pride a lot!
Makes you loosen up your belt! Then you wanna go and melt ..
some butter .. or some Blue Bonnet!
Cuz, the State o’ Maine’s license is the only license ..
with a dead animal on it!
The State o’ Maine’s license is the only license ..
with a dead animal on it!Coulda been a potatah (there’s a lot in this state!) ..
or a fiddlehead from the forest!
Coulda been a pine tree .. Or a MOOSE, doncha see ..
Or a schooner-salin’, cone-totin’ tourist!
Coulda been a blueberry .. or the Vinalhaven ferry ..
or a ship bound for seas uncharted ..
But, the State o’ Maine’s license is tryin’ to entice us
with an animal that’s .. departed!
The State o’ Maine’s license is tryin’ to entice us
with an animal that’s .. departed!Now .. suddenly, in Kittery, you’re CRAVIN’ for that critter!
But, it’s only auto-suggestion!
Cuz on every bumper seen .. there’s a lobster that’s been STEAMED ..
and it’s stirrin’ up .. your digestion!
Come to MAINE for vacation! Where a dead crustaceon
is purtier than a sonnet! .. YES ..
The State o’ Maine’s license is the only license ..
with a dead .. animal on it!
The State o’ Maine’s license is the only license ..
with a dead .. animal on it!
She’s my girlfriend. 🙂
She’s not tall. 🙂
Paraphrasing Scotty from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home… “There be ducks here”. FINALLY got my car washed at the car wash where the horrible incident with the asshole who killed some ducks. I was very happy to see that there are ducks there again.
Especially with the right place setting.
Another Public Service Announcement. Think before you buy the new iPod Nano.
… their precision (unless you want to start getting into “imaginary” numbers, and I DON’T!) and for this post, knowing how you rate with others.
I’m a Seti@Home devotee and I’m geeking out on being about to push into the 4-digit long ranking among the ENTIRE collection of users. I’m already, as of this post, #89 on the list for my “registration class”. about a year ago, I was over #200. I LOVE having fast computers available to me. As soon as I get my new computer at home and one at work, boy am I gonna chug through the workunits.
Public Service Announcement. I use the coupon located behind the link below REGULARLY at Quizno’s. Today the nice lady who was running the register said that they’ll be discontinuing them soon.
So sad, but SOOOOO EASY to cheat the system. The email that is in the url below IS NOT mine, so DON’T TRY EMAILING ME THERE. I won’t answer. But go ahead and use the link for yourself. Just don’t say you got it from me. 🙂