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mobile photography wtf?

Savages

Savages

What the hell? This Safeway isn’t exactly the greatest around but even this is bothersome. The packet of four Sam Adams and then the single. Still missing one!

Savages.

I uploaded this through flickr

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funny wtf?

Merry Christmas

Chihuahua with a gun Xmas card

I couldn’t resist. Found this on Boing Boing.

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work wtf?

That’s low!!! Even for a spammer

Homer screaming in an electric chairI get a lot of spam at work. Not that I think YOU don’t, but as the webmaster for the company I work for, I get my fair share. Usually I just empty my spam folder but this one pissed me off. The subject line read…

“memoriam James KimCNET senior”

Spammers have no morals to begin with but that’s just TOO LOW!!!! I think hell has been adding on over the last few years and their biggest new circle is dedicated to spammers.

effers. I hate you all. what homer is going through in that picture is too good for you.

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wedding wtf?

This can NOT be for real…

… have no fear. This type of music will NOT be played at our wedding!

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA]

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cool wtf?

WOW!!! Jerome Murat is good.

I’ve enjoyed my share of mime shows. A guy I knew back in college put one on every year with about 7 or so other actors. It was really cool. Yes. The “MIME SHOW” was cool. But my friends also call me “The Keeper Of All That Is Bad”.

This is Jerome Murat. I doubt anyone who reads this blog (all 3 of you) has heard of him but I’d throw a fiver into his cap if I saw him doing this on Fisherman’s Wharf.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exPZ10d5Js]

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funny music wtf?

YMSB != YSMB

You know what? The acronym for “Yonder Mountain String Band“, an AWESOME bluegrass band is YMSB. It’s awfully close to YSMB. What’s that an acronym for?

You Sunk My Battleship

Yup. These are the thoughts that go through my head when I’m driving home from work.

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cathy funny me me me tips wtf?

What the…

Why did I get to see this advertisement when reading my mail the other day?

Ad for a stripper pole in GMail
I’ve uploaded
a bigger version of the first image to Flickr.

Now, not that I don’t appreciate a good stripper pole. And not that I haven’t thought of having one installed. And not that I don’t have someone I’d like to see using it. And not that she hasn’t ever used one….

The pole dancers

Umm…. What was my point? I got distracted. 🙂

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mobile wtf?

“Lovebug” infestation in Florida

"Lovebug" infestation in Florida

One bad part of our Disneyworld trip so far is the annoying “infestation” of these lovebugs. It’s mating season and they’re swarming everywhere. What you’re looking at is a bench covered in them.

Disgusting.

I actually hurt Cathy in Paris today trying to brush them off her skirt. 🙁

I uploaded this through flickr

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me me me work wtf?

I bought an iPod!!

I bought an iPod!!

One of the new 80 GB ones! It’s pretty sweet. It’s what I always wanted.

Oh um… yeah…. Forgot. It’s not for me. sigh. It’s a prize giveaway for an open house we’re having at work.

Heh. Maybe someday, somehow. For now I’ll just HAVE to suffer with Cath’s ANCIENT 3G version hand-me-down.

It’s not even in color.

I uploaded this through flickr

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wtf?

Senate Judiciary Committee approves Big Brother bills

Fuck Arlen Specter and his president loving assmunch cronies who follow him.

This stuff just pisses me off so much. With apologies to David Byrne… “This is not my beautiful America”