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An Ode to Morning People
As I awoke this morning,
When all sweet things were born,
A robin perched on my sill,
To signal the coming morn.
The bird was fragile, young and gay
So sweetly did it sing,
That thoughts of joy and happiness
Into my heart did spring.
It hummed a lovely song so softly
And paused for a moments lull
I gently pulled the window down
And crushed it’s fucking skull!
… for me to fully enjoy my wine and pizza. First I couldn’t truly enjoy the succulent taste of a really tip-top pizza. And I was disappointed by how bad the wine went with it. Now I can have my cake… umm… pizza and eat it too.
Thank you Jesus for intelligently designing this too.
Pizza Vino – The Wine that goes great with Pizza
[you are now leaving the extreme-sarcasm zone. please pick your brain up at the coat room on the way out.]
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Sweet Jesus, I LOVE HDTV
Finally caved and got a new cable box. DVR and finally HDTV!!!!! With the Super Bowl coming up, and a girlfriend, and soon a new dining room table, I am gonna host a Super Bowl party. I just COULDN’T do that with just any old regular digital cable. Not when you have a 65″ Widescreen HDTV Monitor (that’s an HDTV tv without an HDTV tuner built in).
NOW I’m ready. 65″, check. Widescreen, check. Surround sound, check. HDTV!!!!! Check.
WOOT!!!!!
Okay. This was weird. Cathy and I were at Barnes and Noble last night and I was poking around the discount one-a-day mini-calendar bin. I noticed this calendar…
I picked it up to look at it and found this calendar below it.
Weird.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEv02AhCoyc]
More snickering. Damn this dog is dumb.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN77b9DqEbc]
I can’t stop snickering everytime I see this. 😀
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY. Oh wait, that’s a different cartoon.
On again, off again, genius (Basselope? You betcha.) cartoonist Berke Breathed (Breee-thed, Breath-ed, <shrug>) has made his current weekly cartoon, Opus, available online. I don’t know how long this has been available but I just found it yesterday and I’m jumping for joy. No more scrounging for someone who will lend me their paper on the weekend, or Monday even.
YAY!!!!!!!!
Visit The Official Berkeley Breathed Website and feast upon it’s glory.
While perusing an article on my corporate ball-and-chain pantry-filler and rent-payer and its presence at CES (in the SAME SENTENCE as Bill Gates. Not too shabby), I came across this hilarious, IMHO, corporate video gem.
Feast your eyes upon the brilliant Puppets-n-dancing-girls joy of the Light Reading’s 2005 Corporate Video
Dead Jamba cup on the top level of the parking deck at Oakridge Mall. Poor thing. 🙂