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I’m back… Thank God!!

Sorry about the hiatus. What with the holidays, a big project at work that’s due soon, “I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I’m swamped.” (thanks to The Princess Bride for that last part). 🙂

Overheard today…

“I saw this van today. TOTALLY covered with stickers… words… phrases… all about God and praying and Jesus. All that shit.”

I laughed really hard at that.

I’m a heathen. Sorry. And I’ll leave ya with one more… You may have heard this one…

“Jesus saves… he SHOOTS… HE SCORES!!!!!!”

Sorry again. . I’m watching hockey.

k. See ya sometime.